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You sighed as you watched the familiar albino figure walk over to a crowd of women. You'd have thought he'd already learned his lesson; he just didn't know how to interact with people, especially to women. He'd been shot down more times than anybody you knew, but every time he just kept getting back up, wiping the slap marks from his face and walking over to another group. All those whacks on the head must have given him some brain damage; he was probably one of the densest people in the world. Not that that stopped him being attractive; boy was he attractive.

You had no idea how long you'd been in love with the idiot. What you did know, on the other hand, was how long you'd known you were. Which was, at that moment, 3 years, 7 months, 1 week, 2 days, 4 hours and 37 minutes. Not that you were obsessed at all. Nope. You knew there was no way in hell he would ever like you, knew there was no way he'd look at you with the same possessive tone he looked at women with. You'd accepted that, accepted that you were doomed to a lonely life, your only solace being pencil lead pornography and a worn, dirty sock. At least, you thought you'd accepted it; you still didn't know if you could stand one more night of having to listen to what happened when he actually did pull. When it happened, you couldn't help but wish it was you in the bed next door, couldn't help wishing it was your moans keeping the neighbours awake, couldn't help wishing it was you name that Gilbert was screaming to the heavens.

"Hey, Kleines!"    

Gilbert's voice tore you from your thoughts, forcing you to look at him. He still wore his characteristic smirk, but his eyes seemed duller than usual, like he was just smiling for appearance's sake. He was only a single step away from you, his lips so close you could almost touch them…

"What?"

He laughed. "I'm getting some beer; wanna come."

You shook your head. "I prefer being able to wake up and remember what happened."

He shrugged, before heading towards the bar. You breathed out, only just noticing that your heart rate had increased rapidly. He was teasing you now, putting his face so close to yours. If he wasn't so dense, you'd say he was doing it on purpose. You sighed, sitting back down at the table and taking a large swig of coke, trying to cool yourself down. It was ridiculously hot in here and you weren't just talking about the heating.

You stayed there for about half an hour. A few girls came up to try to talk to you, but you shrugged them off. Your mind was on Gilbert anyway. He shouldn't have been taking that long to get a couple of drinks. You took a couple of seconds to think, before standing up and heading towards the bar to find him. He was quite easy to spot; one of the advantages of having an albino friend, you supposed. But it was only as you neared him that you realised what was really going on. And it was not a pretty sight.

"I thought you said you could hold your liquor."

"I can", he slurred, "That's why I got so much."

The guy was utterly surrounded by empty bottles, stretched out on the table like a cat in the sun. It wasn't the sort of thing you'd expected to find; this was much more the kind of thing you'd expect from somebody like Arthur. Not Gil. Definitely not Gil.

"You were trying to get drunk!"

It wasn't a question, but Gil answered it anyway. "Ja. What did you *hic* expect?"

You gaped. What the hell was he doing? And why? You'd seen him go through so much worse than what had just happened and you'd never seen him resort to the bottle like this. You sighed, pulling out your phone to call a taxi. If anything, you were going to make absolutely sure he managed to get back to your apartment safely.

"I'm gonna have to carry you to the taxi, aren't I?"

He shook his head. "Nah, I'm fine."

"You're pissed off your face."

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are."

Gil pulled himself up from the table, only to lean backwards, his eyes rolling in the same manner. At least the soft bench gave him a headrest, you murmured to yourself. Your eyes shifted down his body slightly, admiring the view his now open shirt offered. You blushed slightly as Gil's red gaze shifted back to you, looking nothing less than triumphant.

"I love ya, [Name]."

The hairs at the back of your neck stood on edge. "What?"

"I said I love ya."

You shook your head, forcing yourself to think straight, secretly hoping Gil would deny your next comment. "That's the alcohol talking."

Unfortunately, he didn't. "Yeah, probably."

You sighed, a slight twinge of disappointment forming in your chest. Though hey, what had you expected? Gil so obviously liked women. What chance did some scrawny guy like you stand? You drummed a hand on the table, your phone hanging at your side. It served you right, you guessed.

Served you right for falling in love with a player.
Because we've all had that one friend who's an absolute dick to you, but you fall in love with anyway.


Gilbert and Hetalia belong to Himaruya

EDIT: Lemon part 2 has been written. [link]
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kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Reader-kun. He is a total player
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8Otakutalia8 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Student Artist
The second part was so awkward to read..There was so many pauses!"Uh..Gil...""Gil,lube?"
I was screaming in my head "JUST F*** HIM ALREADY DAMMIT."
XDDD
But it was great-its going straight into my faves!
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Naked-toes Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Eheheh. Well, first times usually are really awkward. Don't get me wrong, I love the amazing sex most lemons show, but figured it was high time somebody wrote more realistic depictions of the frick frack. 
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TerraAreli Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup.
It was so awkward that i was just giggling the entire time.
People always write about the experienced part that the probable awkwardness of first timers aren't appreciated XD

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Naked-toes Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh god my first time was so awkward I cringe just remembering it. Honestly, if I'd been him, I'd have just walked out bc I was probably the worst shag in history. 
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TerraAreli Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Now that's not true. There are much worse shags out there. owo
I wouldn't know since i haven't done it yet since i'm still so young XD
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Naked-toes Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You'd be surprised XD 
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GG4L4224 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Well there goes my mind viginity....again :iconsweatdropplz:
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Naked-toes Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I thought the whole idea about virginity was that you could only lose it once though.
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bakuxzoe Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*goes and reads the second part*
First of all:
"/INVADED/"
Second of all:
"/(MIND VIRGINITY)/"
:,D I love you so much
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Naked-toes Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
And I love you too, random person on the internet. ;)
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bakuxzoe Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, lettuce get Internet married and have many Nyan cat babies [lolwut]
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Naked-toes Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed~ :iconweddingringplz:
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bakuxzoe Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hotawhat
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bakuxzoe Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Not thatthat stopped him being attractive; boyas he attractive." That line was so perfect. :iconletmehugyouplz:
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bakuxzoe Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...God damnit, Autocorrect.
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SilverScreams999 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
Booo T_T sadness
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yamiyuki1 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry about that. I just looked over to the side and saw you had a gropu for that already and you're the co-founder... eh sorry about that.

would it be ok if I kept my group up? Very sorry when I looked they didn't have one for it so... I made one. Sorry~
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Naked-toes Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry I didn't reply earlier. ^^; Time zones and all that.

It's completely fine. :) And I'd feel totally cool with submitting it there.
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yamiyuki1 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks~ Sorry again~ I haven't quite finished it yet but this is the link if you want to check it out~

*Yours is better btw* (I should have been in school anyway but I'm sick so I went online )
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Naked-toes Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's really not a problem. :)

We've just been open for a bit, so we've had a bit longer to organise things.

(You seem to have join requests closed, btw. Also, would you mind if I made you an avatar?)
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yamiyuki1 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Grazzi~

(( I know, I better fix that~ DX Really? Sure I'd love that~! Thank you~! XD ))
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Naked-toes Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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yamiyuki1 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I made a group for Yaoi style reader inserts, would you be willing to submit it there?
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yamiyuki1 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
(this was awesome~! XD
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tthe13th Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
DX sad!!! but lovly! XD ur probly buissy but please write more
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PokeBW4Evr Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
So sad, yet true to some degree - love or even just liking someone that way doesn't always happen the way you want it to. *sigh* What an unfortunate ending for our male!reader...T^T (I hope I'm not being jerky by asking this, but: could you write more? I'd LOVE for Gilbert and the male!reader to create a beautiful scenery of love-making back at their apartment XD)
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Naked-toes Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I have a couple of other fics I need to write first, but I'm thinking about it.
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PokeBW4Evr Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Ooohhh~!! Okay okay! *hopeful* Do what you want/need to do! I'll love whatever you release to us~ :iconhappyhappyplz: You're amazing!! :tighthug:
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Scarecrow113 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Sad how some of the best reader inserts don't actually pair you with the character
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ShinaNyan Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
:iconmoarplz: More plz? :D
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